Anonymous said: My boyfriend was eating me out and i farted by accident... Woops (;
so that must’ve been like
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
a football site called fumblr
a beekeeping site called bumblr
a disorganized site called jumblr
a site for very modest people called humblr
a gymnastics site called tumblr
a site that constantly wishes you good luck called thumblr
- fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae